“Here’s to Swimmin’ with Bow-Legged Women”

Started by david leigh-smith · 550 · 5 years ago
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    david leigh-smith said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    (Michael, Davis here. Don’t tell the poor guy, but I have ordered Hooper and Brody...although by all the saints in heaven, I don’t know what it’ll be like when he’s got all three dolls to play with...)

    @mrieth

    (PS. Any ideas how to make a Bell?)

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    Michael E Rieth said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    @dirtylittlefokker David, not sure of your scale, but how about a bird bell?

    https://www.amazon.com/bird-bell/s?k=bird+bell

    How are you with vac-u-forming? Turn a dowel into a bell, use a hand drill, and vacform one.

    or
    https://www.model-dockyard.com/cgi-bin/ss000001.pl?SS=bell&page=search&PR=-1&TB=A&ACTION.x=0&ACTION.y=0

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    david leigh-smith said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    A consummate scratch builder, Michael. Never in a hundred years would I have though5 of a bird bell. The scale is about the 1:20 mark, so a little idiosyncratic. I’ve certainly taken a leaf from your book and challlenged myself to ‘no store parts’, so make, or make do.

    Vacform is something I’ve done with canopies, most notably for a 48 scale B-17. Again, hadn’t thought of that, but a terrific idea.

    Thanks, Michael.

    @mrieth

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    Stephen W Towle said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    Find some Bass wood its dense enough with a small grain. Then cut it into a block. Quarter it with pencil marks and then draw a pattern of your bell on paper. Trace it on to the block...carve it to shape and then you'd have your male mold for the Vac.

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    Josh Patterson said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    For carving your bell master might I suggest using Quint's own machete. (See my avatar. He's ready to loan it to you!) It might be a bit harsh and lacking finesse but sometimes so is Quint! Also, it gets the job done, just like Quint. (Okay... Except for that one time.)

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    Matt Minnichsoffer said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    Pulpit looks great.

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    david leigh-smith said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    Well, Stephen. It may seem a stretch, but let’s talk about bells...

    ”No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee."

    I think my country of origin stands diminished by the possibility of leaving our European brethren - I’m saddened that in 2019 we feel the need to separate rather than build on the European brotherhood that was so costly to forge in the middle of last century. As a keen historian and modeler of many models that represent a European ‘union’ I say this not as a political statement; rather a personal desire to enhance and reinforce my fellow European friendships.

    Getting back to point, ‘Amity’ the town where ‘Jaws’ was set, means friendship. As has been evidenced by the amount of posts here about the moon landings of ‘69 - we ought to be taking down barriers, not putting them up.

    To all iModelers, I hope for Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity.

    @stephen-w-towle

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    david leigh-smith said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    Back to modeling;

    “Slow ahead” - “I can go slow ahead, come down here and chum some of this s**t”...

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    david leigh-smith said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    Thanks, Matt. Thought you’d appreciate that detail.

    @coondog

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    Erik Gjørup said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    hear hear

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    Erik Gjørup said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    ups - crossing messages - the above was to your island comment.

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    david leigh-smith said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    Well, Josh.

    Your avatar is certainly appropriate. There’s a theory that goes Jaws actually has a closet ‘supernatural’ element when it comes to ‘Bruce’. Let’s look at the evidence...

    There’s Quint’s extreme PTSD from his experiences on the USS Indianapolis. This sets up a direct connection between Quint and the shark that mirrors ‘Moby Dick’, flawed man against the Devil. “Thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.”

    This explains Quint’s extreme hatred of sharks and semi-psychotic reaction to the shark in the movie because it does not react the way he expects - for example, being able to “dive with three barells in him”, and hiding under the boat...and when Hooper says, “You ever had one do this before?” Quint just answers, “no...”

    There’s the shark’s unnatural size. Whites max out around 20 feet (see below) and ‘our shark’ is around 25ft.

    The fact the shark has an unnatural aggression toward the boat... it’s general malevolence, and desire to finish off all three men on the Orca. The shark’s singlemindedness mirrors Quint exactly. There’s a mythic feel about our fish, something that is other worldly, as the original movie voiceover says, “it is as if God created the Devil, and gave him..Jaws.”

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    david leigh-smith said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    Yes, I picked up on that, Erik. Thanks for the comment, we are better together.

    @airbum

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    Matt Minnichsoffer said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    Let's face it—it's Mody Dick—but meaner. I know its been mentioned before ( this WIP is so long who can remember when it was just plans and wood…) BUT, Spielberg did a masterful job bringing an "OK" book into a masterful movie. But they didn't get the outside of the jaws right. If you ever get a chance to watch "The Meg", do it. It's not good, but the JAWS references are worth the 90 minutes.

    BTW - that shark above is one fat Great White. As we used to say on the farm, "She heavy with calf". Never, never, NEVER! wouldI get into water and do that. Or, "I'll never put on a life jacket again."

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    Tom Cleaver said 5 years, 4 months ago:

    You're Scottish, not English, David. Let Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland go and stay in the EU, while the group commonly known in the rest of the UK as the "bloody d a m n e d English" (as I learned way back in 1963, the first time I met British folks, all of whom were very certain they were NOT in the "English Navy" as I had termed them - then there were the Australians and Kiwis who hate the Poms even worse) go back to being that collection of descendants of barbarian invaders they always were. Thus sayeth this Scots-Irish/Welsh background person.

    They've managed to prove John Stuart Mill was right back in 1866: "I never said the Conservatives are stupid, I said most stupid people are Conservative. It is a fact so evident, no gentleman may demur."