Definitely agreed with you, @airbum! However a neighbor saved my day. He had a surplus brand new and very adequate (ok not Top Gun, but very good, and anyway better than my old one) cellphone. After a brief negotiation (he insisted to give it to me for free, I insisted to pay for it)...I got myself a new cellphone! No waiting, no delivery services agony, no worries! Isn't life wonderful?
By the way, green IS the future, but unfutured green's flamboyance will soon become past! (cannot help it either!).
All the best, my friend!