Tin foil hat
Quadruple layers of high grade aluminium foil protects the wearer of this classic piece of anti-government armour. Chin strap in industrial strength artificial leader makes you look classy as Audrey Hepburn. If you are scared of having your thoughts read and recorded, or if you don´t want to be radio controlled by evil pro-vaccine officials, get one today! Best used with fake nose and mustache combination and dark glasses to avoid facial recognition systems.
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